Commentary:
"Guess I'd have to walk the plank of shame, Captain Calm is off-duty! ⚓️😅 #LandlubberLife"
Funny sailor quotes
Sailors wish they could swear like me.
Commentary:
Ahoy matey! ⚓️🌊 Looks like this sailor has got a mouth as salty as the sea! 🤭⛵️ Who knew cursing could be a form of art for mariners? Swearing on the high seas just got a whole lot more interesting! 😂🤣 #SailorSass
By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.
Commentary:
Looks like Popeye traded in his anchor for a kale smoothie and his pipe for a protein shake! 🥬⚓️ Rehab hit him so hard, even Olive Oyl would've struggled to recognize him! 💪🏼🌿 #PopeyeGetsGrEeNY🍃