Commentary:
When I found a parking spot right by the entrance, I felt like the chosen one foretold by the ancient prophecy! 🔮🚗✨
13 Funny superstition quotes
Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.
Commentary:
Sure thing! Here's a funny comment you could use:
"While you're at it, slip a winning lottery ticket in there too! 💸🤞🧙♂️"
The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.
Commentary:
Looks like we’ll have plenty of corn, but you might want to avoid eye contact 🌽🤔🗡️