Commentary:
"Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! 🤺💋😂"
Funny variant quotes
New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.
Commentary:
"Looks like COVID got tired of just affecting your health, now it's coming for your ears too! Stay safe out there, you might end up binge-listening to shows about cat fashion or underwater basket weaving thanks to this new variant."
New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.
Commentary:
Looks like this new COVID variant is not only spreading quickly but also has a side hustle as a telemarketer! 🦠🚗 "Hello there, may I interest you in a lifetime warranty for your lungs and taste buds?" 😂 #COVIDVariantSalesPitch