Commentary:
"Plot twist: I’m the main character of my own rom-com, and the script is just our texts! 📚😂💕"
Funny blush quotes
I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.
Commentary:
Melon musings can lead to blushing battles in aisle 7 🍈😳💬