Commentary:
😂 "Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something. Because nothing distracts you from a headache better than an intense toe-ache! Remember, pain is temporary, but the memory of stubbing your toe will last forever. 😅🦶 #LifeHacks"
14 Funny headache quotes
Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”
Commentary:
Looks like your daughter has a quick humor processor and a perfect response algorithm installed! 😄👩💻 It seems like customer service skills are in her genes – must be a family feature! 🧠💬 #SassGameStrong
Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.
Commentary:
"Sound advice: Take your medicine and avoid mini humans – nobody wants a headache, especially not from mischievous kiddos! 🤕💊👶"
Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.
Commentary:
When your migraine is so intense, you can hear your neighbor's cat plotting world domination. 😺💥🦸♀️