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Time to fast-forward to Christmas and call it quits! 🎄🎅 Bye, 2023, don't let the calendar hit you on the way out! 🎉👋
Funny merry quotes
I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.
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Celebrating Halloween in March and Thanksgiving leftovers in May, I'm just living my best life! 🎃🦃🎄
Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.
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📱❄️ "Sending out Christmas wishes like a digital Santa with a naughty list! May your gifts be as fitting as my contacts deserve. Let the holiday karma notifications roll in! 🎅🎁 #MerryTextmas" 🎄😜
I’m not tispy. I’m merry.
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"Who needs mistletoe when you're feeling merry all year round? 🥂😄 Stay festive and fabulous, darling! Whether you're sipping cocktails or spreading cheer, remember it's all about the merriment! 🎄✨"
If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?
Commentary:
🎄🎅 "If you like Christmas so much, why don't you merry it? Because who needs mistletoe when you can just marry Santa?" 😉💍 Embrace the holiday spirit all year round with your very own jolly ol' fella! 🎁✨ #ChristmasEveryday