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Looks like my contact list is a secret genealogy of modern professions and eternal warnings! 📞😂🔌❌
Funny contacts quotes
Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.
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Starting a game of Hangman with my contacts—he's got only two vowels left before he vanishes! 😂✌️🔡
Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!
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Wow, you mean your eyes come with the premium upgrade pack? 🕶️✨ Who knew 20/20 vision was the ultimate life hack! 👀😂
Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.
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"Ah, the fabulous 50s! Where your doctor and pharmacist become your new BFFs 🤝💊 Who needs coffee dates when you can chat about prescriptions and blood pressure readings instead? 😜 #NewDecadeNewContacts"
Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.
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📱❄️ "Sending out Christmas wishes like a digital Santa with a naughty list! May your gifts be as fitting as my contacts deserve. Let the holiday karma notifications roll in! 🎅🎁 #MerryTextmas" 🎄😜
Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?
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Looks like it's a tech-savvy dilemma! 📞📺 Maybe try not to confuse the TV with the phone app next time! Technology can be tricky, but you got this! Just remember, the voicemail is not on channel 5! 😂
On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.
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This sounds like a solid strategy to avoid awkward pocket dials to "Babe #4" 😂📞👔