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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Going viral on Telegram:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Just shared via WeChat:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Shared recently on Threads:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Trending via Twitch:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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Share →: Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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Share →: There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Shared recently on Slack:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Spotted on Instagram:

Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

Live now on Facebook:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Spotted on Messenger:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Going viral on Messenger:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Breaking via Threads:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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