funny bad things quotes - Wordgag

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

May 25, 2026

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

May 21, 2026