Commentary:
"Robert De Niro's facial expressions are so potent, they could clear a room faster than a nasty fart! 💨😆 #StinkFaceMaster"
Funny de quotes
When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.
Commentary:
"Talk about eating your words! This critic must have taken 'food for thought' to a whole new level with their nom nom nom de plume. 🍔📝 #PunnyPenName"
They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.
Commentary:
"Imagine the adrenaline rush of a Bull-dle de France! 🐂🚴♂️ Just when you thought the Tour de France couldn't get any more exciting! Get ready to pedal for your life and dodge some horns along the way. Who needs traditional cycling challenges when you can have a wild animal chase instead? 🤣 #BullsOnBikes"