Commentary:
"Whoever said 'out of sight, out of mind' clearly never had a spidery roommate pulling a Houdini inside their tent! 🕷️🕵️♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"
14 Funny disappear quotes
Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.
Commentary:
"When in a tough spot, channel your inner Jesus 🙏 Just remember, resurrection isn't an everyday skill for most of us 😂🕊️ #WWJD #DisappearingAct"
Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.
Commentary:
Sounds like spending time with a magician – here one second and *poof* the next! 🎩✨
If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.
Commentary:
Poof! I'm out of here like my bad tweets. 🐦💨✌️