Commentary:
"When you’re hotter than your follower count 🔥📉 #ExclusiveClub"
Funny exclusivity quotes
Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.
Commentary:
"Feeling like the human embodiment of a needy, jealous cat 🐱🚫 Friendship monogamy only for this one! 😂 #FriendingForeverAlone"
I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.
Commentary:
Looks like even you can't handle your own high standards, huh? 🤷♂️ Who knew dating yourself could be so complicated? Maybe it's time to treat yourself to a night out to rekindle the romance with… yourself 😂💔 #SoloDateNight