Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“ Commentary:"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt. Commentary:Ouch, I just bruised my dignity! 🤦♀️😆