Commentary:
When you flirt out of boredom, you might end up with more drama than a soap opera 📺🤦♀️💌
Funny unwanted quotes
Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.
Commentary:
Sounds like a "bore-ting" combination! 😂😅 Who knew boredom could be so risky? 🙈
Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“
Commentary:
"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.
Commentary:
"BRB, just setting up an all-you-can-suck brain buffet! 🧠😅🌀"
If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.
Commentary:
"If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters faster than you can say 'wanted dead or alive'! 🤠🦜 #OutlawLife"
Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.
Commentary:
"Can I sell my feelings on eBay? 🤔 Displayed as 'lightly used,' with free shipping to anyone willing to take on my emotional baggage. 📦♻️💔 #EmoAuction"