Funny hiking quotes

• Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

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  2 weeks ago

  40s, accident, activity, cardiologist, great, health, hiking, humor, i, Jesus, medical, meet, met, new, nurse, outdoor, outdoor activity, paramedic, people, three, today

• Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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  2 months ago

  activity, count, eating, fun, fun activity, hiking, humor, mix, outdoor, should, snack, trail, trail mix

• Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, bed, bed rot, chill, chill time, comfort, dating, day, doing, doing nothing, favorite, hiking, introvert, just, lazy, lazy day, looking, no adventure, nothing, relaxation, rot, someone, thing, time

• Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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  2 months ago

  activity, awkward, awkward situation, context, date, first date, funny context, hiking, Hitler, just, outdoor, outdoor activity, situation, ugh

• If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

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  4 months ago

  bird, early, early bird, face, full, hiking, humor, learned, nature, outdoor, spiderweb, thing

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