Funny hiking quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a mountain when you have a bag of trail mix, am I right? 🏞️🥜 Next time someone questions your exercise routine, just tell them you're on a rigorous trail mix hike! 💪😂 #SnackGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

  Commentary:
  "Seeking a partner in crime for the ultimate lazy duet! 🛌💤 No high-energy shenanigans here, just two peas in a pod embracing the beauty of inactivity. Who needs hiking when you can have bed rot, right? 😂 #LazyGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew hiking could be so controversial 😂⛰️ Don't worry, there are plenty of other dictators out there with alternative date plans! 🏞️ #SwipeLeft"

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