Funny lid quotes

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  17 hours ago

  Share →: Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, saving the planet, one yoghurt lid at a time while Venice gets its own airport! 🌍✈️😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to keep my craziness under wraps is like trying to contain popcorn 🍿 – no matter how hard I squeeze that lid, the kernels are going to burst out eventually! 😂🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

  Commentary:
  It's the ultimate Tupperware treasure hunt – searching through a sea of containers only to come up empty-handed when it's lid time! 🤦‍♂️🥡 Who knew Tupperware could be so elusive? 🕵️‍♀️ Remember, folks, always match your lids with care! 🙈 #TupperwareTroubles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the frustration of wanting a snack but being thwarted by a stubborn jar lid! 🤬🥜 It's like the universe is trying to teach us patience… or test our strength by making us wrestle with inanimate objects. 💪🏼🤣 Remember, when life gives you a tightly sealed jar, just take a deep breath and try again – or maybe invest in a more jar-friendly workout routine! 😉 #StruggleIsReal #JarLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Tupperware couldn't contain the news of their bankruptcy after all! 🙊🔒 Let's hope they can snap on a new strategy and bounce back stronger than ever! 💪🍲 #TupperwareTroubles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a case of a 'swearing jar' on our hands! 🤬🏺 Better start counting those swear words instead of loose change. Who knew jars could be so rebellious? 🤔😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to everyone except the baristas who play a risky game of coffee roulette with our morning commute ☕😅 Tighten those lids, folks! #LidTighteningFail"

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