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Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Breaking via TikTok:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Shared recently on Instagram:

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

Going viral on WeChat:

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

Trending via TikTok:

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Spotted on YouTube:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Making waves on Slack:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Shared recently on Instagram:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

88 shares on X this month:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

Trending via Twitch:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

Breaking via Reddit:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Just landed via WeChat:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.

Just shared via Reddit:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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