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Funny lid quotes
I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.
4 weeks ago
It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.
2 months ago
Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.
2 months ago
Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.
3 months ago
Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.
3 months ago
Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.
3 months ago