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My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Going viral on X:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Freshly posted on Threads:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Going bananas on TikTok:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

Spotted on YouTube:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Trending via Messenger:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Making waves on Slack:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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Funny penny quotes 🪙 are little nuggets of humor that remind us even the smallest things can spark big smiles 😄. Whether you’re feeling lucky 🍀 or just need a quick chuckle, these witty sayings bring a pinch of joy to everyday moments. Ready to flip your mood and cash in on some laughs? Let’s dive into the world where pennies aren’t just coins—they’re comedy gold! 💰😂

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Making waves on Instagram:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Just shared via Instagram:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Making waves on Slack:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Freshly posted on Threads:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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