Funny shave quotes

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Commentary:
“Valentine’s Day approaching! Quick, if you have a crush on me, there’s still time to get cards and shave… well, at least the cards are easier to find! #LastMinuteLove”

4 months ago

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Commentary:
“Dear razor commercials, stop aiming for smooth legs – aim for the jungle! Impress your date by shaving a gorilla, now that’s taking things to the next level! #GorillaGroomingGoals”

4 months ago

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Commentary:
“Ah, the struggle is real! Shaving for smooth legs only to have the blow-drying marathon begin. It’s a race against time to a smoother tomorrow #LegDayDilemma”