Funny tasks quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 👷‍♂️🧹

  "Does Sisyphus like his boulder? Well, I suppose he must find it quite the 'rock-solid' companion! Just like how I find cleaning remarkably thrilling… 😅💪"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the dark and devious laundry – the ultimate ninja of household tasks! 🧺⚔️ Never underestimate its stealthy ways as it waits in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it! Beware the menacing piles of socks and the cunning conspiracy of missing socks! 😂 #LaundryNinja"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't it laundry day all day, every day? 😅 Looks like God took a pass on dealing with the mountain of dirty socks and never-ending tumble of mismatched socks! Maybe that's why laundry feels like a never-ending saga! 🧺🙏 Keep calm and fold on!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my to-do list is playing hide and seek with the responsible party 🕵️‍♂️. Maybe I should assign it to my cat 🐱, he seems pretty good at ignoring tasks anyway! 😹"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic paradox of productivity! 🤯💼 It's like having a deadline approaching at the speed of light, but instead of tackling the tasks, you end up in a staring contest with your to-do list. Procrastination game strong! 😂 #MasterOfAvoidingResponsibilities

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the clones unionized for a sit-in protest on the couch! 🤣🛋️ At least they can bond over their mutual laziness and love for TV shows. Maybe they can start a club for clones who'd rather binge-watch than do chores! 📺🍿

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