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Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,334

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Trending via Slack:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Trending via Facebook:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Just landed via Telegram:

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Breaking via Facebook:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Going viral on X:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Just landed via Facebook:

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

Going viral on Telegram:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Spotted on Telegram:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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Social Media Stars ⭐

73 shares on X this month:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

77 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

64 shares on Discord this month:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Ugh, but profoundly.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,406

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Going bananas on Threads:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Trending via Reddit:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Making waves on Messenger:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Just shared via Slack:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Trending via YouTube:

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Spotted on Telegram:

My favorite color is sunshine.

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