Funny astrological quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

  Commentary:
  Is it just me, or is cancer really pulling ahead in the zodiac race? ♋️🏁 Who knew an astrological sign could be such a tough competitor in the mortality department! Watch out, Capricorns and Geminis, Cancer is on a roll! 😉🦀

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, folks! 🦁♌️ Leo in the house about to munch on your astrological signs like it's a cosmic buffet! 😂🍽️ Who knew zodiac signs could be so tasty? Better hide your horoscope!"

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