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Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Can I come over and figure you out?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I love chatty cats like, yeah, bro, meow meow, you’re so right.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,383

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Threads:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Making waves on Snapchat:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Making waves on Slack:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Trending via Telegram:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Spotted on Reddit:

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

Just shared via Threads:

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

41 shares on Slack this month:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

42 shares on Threads this month:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,665

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

When my friends are religious, I pretend not to notice.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Just shared via X:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Just landed via Slack:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

Trending via YouTube:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Just shared via Threads:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Trending via Discord:

Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Live now on Twitch:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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