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  • My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like I’ve finally found someone who can multitask without even trying! 🤣💦 #Skills”

  • Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

    Commentary:
    “Sorry, no threesomes here! If I wanted to let two people down, I’d just have dinner with my parents instead. 🤷‍♂️🚫 #ParentalDisappointmentWins”

  • There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

    Commentary:
    Who knew the library had a strict “no clipping zones” policy? 🚫📚 Looks like even in the world of literature, some things are best kept to yourself…or at least saved for home spa day! 💅😂 #KeepItClassy

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