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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Source? Divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

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15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

Just shared via YouTube:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Trending via Discord:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Spotted on Telegram:

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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69 shares on Reddit this month:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

98 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What’s a positive thought for beginners? I’ve been getting into optimism lately.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Going bananas on X:

The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

Breaking via Facebook:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Spotted on TikTok:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Spotted on Telegram:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Trending via Twitch:

An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

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