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I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

Commentary:
"Botox: when you're not competing with time, just the other Botox club members! 😆💉👵✨"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, asked, beauty, beauty treatment, Botox, cosmetic, cosmetic procedure, doctor, girls, got, humor, i, joke, just, look younger, me, procedure, skincare, treatment, younger, zero on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Commentary:
When small talk hits a little too close to… the wax strip! 😅✨🔥

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awkward, awkward moment, beauty, beauty treatment, conversation, getting, humor, just, lady, moment, nothing, open, talking, treatment, wax, waxing, wild on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.
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