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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'I have so much to do… and by so much, I mean binge-watching documentaries on how not to get away with murder 🍿🔪 #Priorities"

Being single: When you don't have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Commentary:
"Who needs a partner to Netflix and chill when you've got the remote all to yourself? 📺 No more compromising on that next binge-watch choice! Single and totally in control of the TV schedule! 🍿 #IndependentViewingGoals #NetflixAndNoChill"

Netflix and chi...cken nuggets.

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Commentary:
"Who needs a Netflix and chill night when you can have a Netflix and chi🐔cken nuggets extravaganza? The perfect combination of binge-watching and yummy snacks! 📺🍗 #NetflixAndChickNuggs"

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don't know what to do with your life any more.

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Commentary:
📺 "When you reach the end of a TV series and suddenly realize your entire existence was just a season finale plot twist… What now? Do we just start the series all over again or take up a new hobby like extreme ironing? Decisions, decisions! 🤔😅"