Funny blower quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I need a leaf blower, but for people.

  Commentary:
  "Just imagine clearing crowds like autumn leaves – 'Sorry, folks, the wind's really picking up today!' 🍃😄🍂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a leaf blower when you have a turbo-charged hair dryer? 💨🍃 Now that's what I call multi-tasking – blowing leaves and blowing minds at the same time! 💁‍♀️💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a broom when you can flambé the mess away? 🔥🍂 Though, maybe save the flamethrower for the backyard and stick with the leaf blower for inside the house! 😄 #CleaningInStyle"

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