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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

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The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Spotted on X:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Going viral on Slack:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Just shared via Slack:

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

Live now on Slack:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Trending via Discord:

While you were rotting and wasting your life away, I was doing the exact same thing.

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Funny blower quotes bring a whirlwind of laughs and lighthearted vibes 🌪️😂 Whether you’re talking about leaf blowers, party blowers, or those unexpected “blowing” moments, these witty lines will surely lift your spirits 🎉🍃 Get ready to chuckle, snort, and maybe even share a few with friends who appreciate a good breeze of humor! 😄💨 #BlowAwayTheBoredom

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

42 shares on Threads this month:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.

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The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Just shared via X:

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Making waves on Discord:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Shared recently on Instagram:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Seen just now on X:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Just landed via Slack:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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