Funny charcuterie quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's more of a mild Gouda than a sharp cheddar 🔪🧀 Maybe they just need a bit more time to mature like a fine wine 🍷 #CheesyJokes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

  Commentary:
  Oh, that's just me expressing my deep appreciation for fine dining in a unique way! 🍽️👅 Who needs shame when you have delicious charcuterie? 😁 #PlateLickerExtraordinaire

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

  Commentary:
  Oh, dear, it seems like we have a culinary conundrum! 🤔🍖 Is it a case of mispronunciation or a dramatic dining disaster in the making? 🙈🍴 Let's hope it's just a linguistic slip-up and not a medical emergency! 😅🚑 #CharcuterieConfusion

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's all about finding your own "board" identity! 🏂🛹🧀 Who needs extreme sports when you can have extremely delicious meats and cheeses? 🤣 Embrace your inner foodie and shred those charcuterie boards like a pro! 🧀🥓🍇 #FoodieForLife

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