13 Funny clever quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, but this escape room is strictly for those with exit strategies… and well, let's just say I never got the memo on natural exits! 🚪😅 #CSectionSurvivor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

  Commentary:
  🧮 "When faced with challenging math problems, some people fold under the pressure… while others embrace it with sass! 💁‍♂️💡 Posting online with an air of mystery, claiming 'Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem' – oh, the drama, the suspense! 🤓🤫 Who knew math could come with its own hint of mischief?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

  Commentary:
  "Looking to double your money in a flash? Just hold it up to a mirror and watch that reflection multiply like magic! 💸✨ Who knew finance could be this fun and easy? 😂"

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