Funny cloud quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew reaching Cloud 9 came with a 'mind the gap' warning? 🌥️😂 Better pack a parachute for that high-flying descent down to reality!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

  Commentary:
  "Sending nudes to the cloud – aiming for heavenly approval! 🌥️😇 #GodsReview"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! 😂 Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. 🤷‍♂️ Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there! ☁️🦅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

  Commentary:
  "Me, in heaven: 🌥️ 'Excuse me, could you snap a quick pic of me casually perched on that fluffy cloud over there? It's just for my Insta feed, no biggie.' 😇📸 #CloudNineGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, just like clouds, some people bring nothing but shade and rain into our lives ☁️☔️ Good riddance to those stormy souls! 😂 #ClearSkiesAhead"

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