Funny crack quotes

• That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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  4 weeks ago

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• I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

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  2 months ago

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• Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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  2 months ago

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• My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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  2 months ago

  addiction, caffeine, coffee, crack, good, humor, just, legal, only, taste

• Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

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  2 months ago

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• You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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  2 months ago

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