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Funny crack quotes

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

3 months ago

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

3 months ago

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

3 months ago