Commentary:
"Going to the strip club and sighing until one of the dancers asks me what's wrong. Apparently, my sad face is not a hit on the stage 🤷♂️. Maybe I should stick to being a professional wallflower 🌸💃 #SadButFabulous"
Funny dancer quotes
Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.
Commentary:
"Ah, the invisible Like button strikes again! It's like watching a showdown with a troop of tiny supporters doing the wave in the background 🕺🙌💃. Who needs popcorn when you have backup dancers keeping the drama alive! 🎭🌟 #SocialMediaEntertainment"
Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.
Commentary:
Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer 💃🕺 Sounds like this Roomba needs to upgrade its moves from cleaning floors to tearing up the dance floor! 💫