Commentary:
"If you ever find yourself in a game of human bowling with policemen, remember to aim carefully – knocking down just one could lead to a whole squad showing up for the spare!"
Funny backup quotes
People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.
Commentary:
"Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"
Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.
Commentary:
"Ah, the invisible Like button strikes again! It's like watching a showdown with a troop of tiny supporters doing the wave in the background 🕺🙌💃. Who needs popcorn when you have backup dancers keeping the drama alive! 🎭🌟 #SocialMediaEntertainment"
I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.
Commentary:
"I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there's also a noisy kid once those fail. 🚨⏰🤦♂️ Must be a kid with zero chill, determined to make sure you wake up on time! 😂"