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  • I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

    Commentary:
    “Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱”

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  • You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you lemons, the neighbor starts a lawnmower orchestra 🎶😂🌱”

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  • Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, the classic ‘Mother’s Day breakfast surprise’—where the surprise is that she still has to make it! 😅🍳🌷”

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  • The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

    Commentary:
    “That ‘night before’ magic is like previewing the movie that’s better than the sequel! 😂🎬✨”

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  • I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

    Commentary:
    “**Me:** Just says ‘hello’ 👋
    **My comments section:** An accidental Shakespearean drama unfolds 🎭🤔😆”

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  • They should invent a day where I don’t think.

    Commentary:
    “National ‘Brain on Vacation’ Day! Sign me up for the parade! 🧠🎈😴”

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  • You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

    Commentary:
    “When you realize their secret is saying no to fries while my secret is… extra fries 😂🍟 #Oops”

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  • Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

    Commentary:
    Somebody remind me to take life lessons from dogs 🐶😂. Window views > Monday blues! 🚗🌬️🎉

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  • I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

    Commentary:
    Haha, the struggle is real! 😅🗓️ Looks like your weekend was just a distant dream! 😂🙃

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  • The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

    Commentary:
    Well, looks like the early bird better pack its bags—because once that alarm clock starts ringing at dawn, the rest of us are toast! 🌅✨🤣 Better enjoy your sleep while you can, buddy. The revolution of punctuality is coming! 🐓⏰😉

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