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People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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Bob Ross could paint a forest in 10 minutes. I’ve been ‘working on myself’ for years, and I’m still unfinished.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

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Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

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Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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Overthinkaholic!

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

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How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

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