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Funny diving quotes

New funny diving quotes 👇

  • I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like this aspiring scuba diver might need to prepare some earplugs along with their diving gear! 🎵🤿 Who knew the real danger of the deep sea lay in the soothing sounds of violins and flutes? 🌊😂 #DiveSafe”

  • I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a gentle dive when you can make a splashy entrance like a boss? 💦😎 Watch out for flying conclusions, coming in hot! 🔥 #CannonballMaster”

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