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Scams used to be like β€œfree money!” and now they’re like β€œhello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Spotted on Instagram:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Making waves on Discord:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ό has shared:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Going bananas on Threads:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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