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Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

He took my last fry, your honor.

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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3,529

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Trending via Facebook:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Just shared via WeChat:

This meeting could have been a cake.

Going viral on X:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Trending via WeChat:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

Live now on Slack:

Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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59 shares on WeChat this month:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

62 shares on Slack this month:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

27 shares on Slack this month:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

42 shares on Messenger this month:

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

23 shares on Messenger this month:

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,294

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Just shared via X:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Trending via Reddit:

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

Shared recently on X:

The shitshow must go on.

Breaking via Reddit:

What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

Trending via LinkedIn:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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