Funny eclipse quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the cosmic dance of celestial bodies and ego clashes! 🌒💫 Someone's shining moment eclipsed by the shadow of self-love! 🤣 #EgoEclipsed #SelfLoveLunarBlockage"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

  Commentary:
  “Turn around? Oh, you mean do a 180-degree heartbreak dance under the total eclipse of the heart 🌑💔. Sometimes love takes us on a cosmic rollercoaster ride!”

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