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Funny eclipse quotes

Funny eclipse quotes 🌒🌞 bring a hilarious twist to one of nature’s most epic light shows! Whether you’re team totality or just here for the sun snacks 🍫, these witty lines will make you laugh, think, and maybe even squint a little 😎. Ready to add some cosmic humor to your day? Let’s dive into the funniest ways people see the sun and moon’s celestial dance! 🌑✨

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Posted on3 weeks ago

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Posted on3 weeks ago

I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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