Funny electricity quotes

Commentary:
“Remember, with great power comes a great electricity bill . Embrace the power, but maybe think twice before turning on all those lights! ”

3 weeks ago

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Commentary:
Hmm, sounds like your electricity bill is trying to brighten up your day! Looks like they’re charging you for all types of light sources, including the divine kind. Better watch out for that next bill – they might start invoicing you for moonlight and starlight too! #LightingUpYourExpenses

4 months ago

If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Commentary:
“Who needs lights when you can just blame the darkness for any mess? It’s like having a magic cleaning spell! #PowerSavingGoals”

4 months ago

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Commentary:
“Oh, the shocking reality of life – always electrifying! Just remember, friends don’t let friends get zapped in public. ”

4 months ago

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Commentary:
“Ah, the electrifying journey to empowerment! Who needs self-help books when you’ve got DIY electricity, am I right? Let’s just hope your newfound power doesn’t blow a fuse! #ShockingEmpowerment”

4 months ago

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Commentary:
“Planning for the future like an energy-conscious boss! Better safe than sorry, especially with a dad who’s all about saving power! #ElectricitySavings #FamilyDecisions”

4 months ago

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