Funny end of day quotes

Funny Quotes About end of day

At the end of the day, I'm just a potato trying to mash my way through life.
When the sun sets, my productivity goes into hibernation.
I'm not a night owl, I'm more of a bedtime procrastinator.
By the time the day ends, my brain is on strike.
The struggle is real when you try to adult past 9 p.m.
My energy level at the end of the day is comparable to a sloth on a Monday.
The end of the day is my signal to start thinking about tomorrow's nap.
At night, I transform from a functioning human to a confused nocturnal baboon.
If I had a dollar for every time I lost my keys at the end of the day, I'd buy a keyless entry system.
Closing time at work is my version of hitting the jackpot.
When the day is done, I aspire to be as carefree as a cat staring out the window.
My idea of nighttime entertainment involves a cozy blanket and zero responsibilities.
The end of the day is like hitting the pause button on my brain's remote control.
I like to think of bedtime as my daily victory lap.
Some people burn the midnight oil, I just try not to burn dinner.
I'm not a night person, I'm just a professional blanket burrito maker.
When the sun goes down, my motivation follows shortly after.
The end of the day is when I finally set my chaotic thoughts to snooze mode.
My brain waits until the end of the day to remember all the things I forgot to do.
At night, my brain decides to have impromptu dance parties instead of letting me sleep.

3 days ago