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"Looks like this meteor needs to learn some manners and stop crashing your sunshine party! ππ Better grab some galactic sunglasses for this drama!"
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- Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.
- Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.
- I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and youβre not following the script.
- My childhood led me to believe that as an adult Iβd have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far itβs mostly been weight gain and existential dread.
- I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.
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Isn't it funny how people expect you to treat them with kindness but can't handle the heat when you serve it back? π€·ββοΈ Maybe we should start a "Treat Others How They Treat You" challenge and see who can handle the truth the best! π #KarmaIsReal -
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"Ah, the classic case of sending mixed signals without realizing it… Just like trying to order a pizza with a salad menu! ππ₯ Maybe it's time to send a memo to your brain to streamline the communication process! π #LostInTranslation" -
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"January 1st: Feeling motivated to conquer the world! π January 2nd: *hits snooze button* Maybe world domination can wait until tomorrow… π #NewYearStruggles" -
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"Here's to hoping reality finally gets a headache from all that crushing and dreams develop a secret plot to fulfill themselves! π€πΌπ #BringItOn2023" -
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"Staring your procrastination right in the eye like π… 'Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.' π€·ββοΈπββοΈ #ProcrastinationGoals" -
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"Trying to spiral into control is like attempting to nail Jell-O to a wall ππ. Good luck with that chaotic journey! Maybe start with baby steps, like organizing your sock drawer first π§¦π." -
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π€·ββοΈ "Men be like 'I would do anything for you' and then do nothing… It's like they received a limited edition coupon for effort but forgot to redeem it ππΈ" -
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"Trying to juggle disappointing everyone like π€ΉββοΈ… it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it! Time to start checking off that list one by one! β°π #procrastinationatitsfinest" -
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"Who needs serving size suggestions when you've got an appetite as ambitious as yours? π½οΈπ Embrace your inner foodie and live life larger than a suggested scoop of ice cream! π¦π #EatWithGusto"
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- Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.
- To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you donβt have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.
- When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”
- I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. Thatβs not your line, man.
- Everybody thinks βFree Hugsβ signs are cute, unless youβre a boa constrictor.
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