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97 Funny experience quotes

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don't want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Trust me; this is the second millennium I've lived in.

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025