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Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Getting road rage alone in my house.

Going viral on TikTok:

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Making waves on Pinterest:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Trending via Slack:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Live now on Slack:

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

Shared recently on X:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Going viral on Reddit:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

72 shares on Discord this month:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

42 shares on Slack this month:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on TikTok:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Going viral on Slack:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Shared recently on Messenger:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

Just shared via WeChat:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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