Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

Commentary:
"Embracing full-on self-absorption: the ultimate defense against the annoying flaws of humanity. Who needs other people's drama when you've got your own fabulous self to focus on? 💁‍♂️💅 #SelfLoveGoals"

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Everyone is awful in their own special way.

Commentary:
"Ah, the beauty of human uniqueness! 🤪 Whether it's being a professional procrastinator or a champion of awkward situations, we all have our own special kind of awfulness to bring to the table. Embrace it with a grin and a shrug! 🙃"