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Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,536

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Spotted on Threads:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Going viral on WeChat:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.

Just shared via Slack:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

Trending via Reddit:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Spotted on Threads:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

Going bananas on WeChat:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Just shared via Instagram:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

Funny flaws quotes

Funny flaws quotes celebrate the quirky little imperfections that make us uniquely awesome 😜✨ Embracing our silly blunders and lovable mess-ups with humor reminds us that nobody’s perfect—and that’s totally okay! Ready to laugh at life’s little oops moments and turn flaws into fun? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes that prove imperfection is the best kind of perfection 😂💫

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Social Media Stars ⭐

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

57 shares on X this month:

Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,676

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

Live now on Telegram:

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

Making waves on Discord:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Just landed via Snapchat:

Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Shared recently on Threads:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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