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"Out with the old, in with the new! If you suddenly hear crickets, you might want to check if you made the cut. 🦗👀 #NewChapter #SorryNotSorry"
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- I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.
- I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.
- My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.
- My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.
- I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.
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Looks like these savvy pups have cracked the code to getting extra treats! 🐶🤣 Who knew the "f-word" in the kitchen could lead to such tasty rewards? Time to hire them as kitchen assistants, right? 😉🍗
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- I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.
- Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!
- I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.
- Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”
- That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.
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