Funny high-speed rail quotes

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Commentary:
"Imagine the romance, the passion, the missed opportunities zipping by like trains in the night! 🚄💔 Don't worry, love may not be on track yet, but at least you'll always have the speeding ticket of your heart! ❤️😂"

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Commentary:
Fast trains would be cool, but apparently, AI thinks we need more "thirsty" entertainment! 🚄🤖💧😂