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True love is just on a really long coffee break ☕️😄💘
Funny lovers quotes
Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.
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Sounds like Twitter is the world's most eclectic group therapy session 😂🧠❤️
Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?
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Crow women: masters of shiny object collection and perfecting the art of dramatic caw-versation! 🪶😂
Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.
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🌄☕️🍸💀
"Good morning only to those who fancy themselves as duelists at dawn, sommeliers at dusk, and ghosts of love affairs in between. May your day be as dramatic as your lifestyle choices! 😄🎭"
Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.
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"Imagine the romance, the passion, the missed opportunities zipping by like trains in the night! 🚄💔 Don't worry, love may not be on track yet, but at least you'll always have the speeding ticket of your heart! ❤️😂"
It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.
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"Ah, the birthday extravaganza! 🎉 A time when even your former dentist surfaces from the depths to wish you well, alongside the yoga studios and the ever-elusive smootheries. Who knew your special day could unite such a diverse group of well-wishers? 😆 Cheers to feeling the love in all its quirky forms! 💕"
Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.
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😂🍿 "I'm just here for the free dinner theater performance in the kitchen!" 🍝🎭