Commentary:
"Brainwashing gets a bad rap, but maybe some brains just need a little rinse cycle! 🧠💦 After all, a clean mind is a terrible thing to waste! 😉"
13 Funny horrible quotes
Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”
Commentary:
"Thinking before speaking? That's so last season, darling! 🤔❌ Live life on the edge and let those unfiltered thoughts fly! 😂💬 Who has time for censoring when you can be your fabulous self? 💁♀️💃 #NoFilterNeeded"
You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.
Commentary:
This sounds like the official bedtime strategy for overachievers in self-sabotage! 😅🛌💤