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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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Occupation: the ugly friend!

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

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My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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Funny jumping quotes are here to lift your spirits and add a bounce to your day! 🦘 Whether you’re leaping into new adventures or just trying to clear that last hurdle, these witty sayings will make you smile and maybe even hop for joy 😂💥. Get ready to jump into laughter and feel the fun energy soar! 🎉✨

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3 weeks ago
Share →: British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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"Who needs stairs when you can make a stylish escape? ☂️🇬🇧 Remember, gravity’s just a suggestion! 😂"
3 months ago
Share →: My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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Sounds like you've got a full gym membership in procrastination, agility in jumping to wrong ideas, and strength in testing patience! 🏃‍♂️⏰🤪 Keep up the "training"—you're definitely building some serious life muscles! 💪😂
4 months ago
Share →: I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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"I may not be winning any marathons, but I excel at the mental gymnastics of leaping to conclusions! Watch out, I've got gold medal potential in the sport of assumption!"
6 months ago
Share →: Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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Looks like your thoughts are pulling off a surprise ambush! 🤯🦁 Don't worry, even the most organized minds can have a wild party every now and then. Embrace the chaos and see where these unruly thoughts take you! 🎉💭
6 months ago
Share →: The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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Well, talk about starting life off with a bounce! 🤸‍♂️ It seems your adventurous spirit kicked in right from the get-go! 💥 Just remember, life is one wild ride with plenty of ups and downs — no bungee cord required! 😉👶
6 months ago
Share →: Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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Oh, the thrill of extreme activities in everyday life! 💇‍♀️ Who knew picking up a hair tie could be the new adrenaline rush trend? Just remember to stretch and warm up those bending-over muscles for the ultimate microdosage of excitement! 🤸‍♂️ #HairTieBungeeJumping

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Trending via TikTok:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Just landed via Threads:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Going viral on Instagram:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Going viral on Reddit:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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