Funny jumping quotes

• I’m at the age where I have to warm up first before jumping to conclusions.

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  3 days ago

  age, aging, before, conclusion, conclusions, humor, i, jumping, patience, warm, warm-up, where

• British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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  2 months ago

  British, cultural, downstairs, humor, jump, jumping, just, Mary, Mary Poppins, never, open, people, poppins, stereotype, umbrella, whimsical, window

• My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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  2 months ago

  activity, conclusions, daily, daily activity, exercise, fitness, humor, jumping, late, luck, procrastination, pushing, routine, running

• I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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  2 months ago

  athletic, conclusion, good, humor, irony, jumping, self-deprecation, wit

• Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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  2 months ago

  chaos, confusion, gathering, humor, jumping, me, mental, mind, struggle, thought, thoughts

• The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, birth, born, bungee, bungee jump, ever, experience, humor, i, jump, jumping, life, life experience, risk

• Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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  2 months ago

  advice, bed, behavior, both, doctor, family, health, health advice, humor, instinct, jumping, jumping on the bed, know, live, monkey, monkey instinct, playful, playful behavior, said, wife

• Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bending, bending over, bungee, bungee jump, funny activity, hair, hair tie, humor, jump, jumping, lightheartedness, microdosing, over, risk, thrill, tie

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