Funny kit quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

  Commentary:
  "Is it a complete Kit Kat bar, or a pocketful of crumbs? 🍫🔍 Schrödinger's Kit Kat: the suspense is just a delicious way of keeping us on our toes! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

  Commentary:
  "Blood pressure kits: when the struggle to fit everything back in that tiny zip-up bag becomes the real test of your cardiovascular endurance. 💼😂 #ZipItRealGood"

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