Funny liquid quotes

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Commentary:
“Beware the liquid eyeliner—it’s like an emotional ninja stealthily waiting for your moment of weakness. Stay calm, stay steady, or you’ll end up with a spider’s web on your eyelids! ”

3 weeks ago

My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

Commentary:
“Just when you thought your knight in shining armor would ride in on a white horse, turns out he’s actually a tall glass of wine! Who needs sword fights when you have a liquid hero ready to rescue you from reality one sip at a time?”

2 months ago

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Commentary:
Attempting to transport a pet to bed is akin to persuading a grumpy, stubborn blob of molasses to cooperate It’s a literal struggle of fluff and frustration!

4 months ago

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